Robinhood Chain · $NUTZ

The squirrel that pays you.

Hold $NUTZ. Every hour, the squirrel drops tokenized stocks and cash straight into your wallet. No staking. No claiming. No team cut.

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Contract 0x5a8e6bb390b51978b0cea029a070cfcdd495138eBlockscout · the only thing that can't be faked.

  • Kinda chic to own Nvidia because of a squirrel.
  • Kinda chic to have a retirement plan at 23.
  • Kinda chic to get a paycheck every hour and do nothing.
  • Kinda chic to hold through the tornado.
  • Kinda chic to get paid in nutz.

Memes

There was a tornado. Everyone ran.

The squirrel stayed. He had nutz to stack.

Every hour he drops a few into your wallet. Stocks, mostly. Some cash.

He doesn't sell. He doesn't diversify. He doesn't check the chart.

Calm until the drop hits. Then he waves.

  • Kinda chic to own Nvidia because of a squirrel.
  • Kinda chic to hold through the tornado.
  • Kinda chic to get paid in nutz.
  • Please don't sue the squirrel.
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Where to trade $NUTZ.

$NUTZ graduated from its launch curve on October 25, 2026. It now trades in one place: Uniswap, on Robinhood Chain.

Uniswap · ETH / $NUTZ

The Uniswap v4 pool $NUTZ graduated into. Every trade pays a 1% fee plus a 10% creator tax, and the creator's share goes to the Nut Vault: that is where the drops come from.

Uniswap shows about 11% as a "price difference" on every trade: that's the 1% fee and the 10% creator tax, the part that pays holders, and the quote already counts it. Larger trades show more, because the pool is still small.

Token 0x5a8e6bb390b51978b0cea029a070cfcdd495138eBlockscout

Its liquidity is locked forever: the pool's position sits in a locker contract with no withdraw function, and 8.16% of the supply is locked beside it for good.

See the locker on the explorer

Buy on Uniswap →

Only trade the address on this page. A NUTZ pool anywhere else isn't the squirrel's.

How to buy $NUTZ.

Five steps. About ten minutes, most of it the bridge. The squirrel waits.

  1. 01 · Get a wallet

    A self-custody wallet that speaks Robinhood Chain: MetaMask or Trust Wallet, on your phone or in your browser, or Robinhood Wallet, which comes with the chain built in. Write the recovery phrase down and keep it offline. Nobody needs it, not even the squirrel.

    Never had one? Read the guide.

  2. 02 · Add Robinhood Chain

    Connect your wallet here and the site offers to add the chain. Or add it by hand with these values.

    chain id 4663 · ETH · rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com · robinhoodchain.blockscout.com

  3. 03 · Get ETH onto the chain

    Have a Robinhood account? Buy ETH there and send it to your wallet on the Robinhood Chain network; no bridge. Otherwise bridge ETH from Ethereum with the bridge Robinhood names; deposits land in about ten minutes. Either way keep a little extra: every buy costs a bit of gas.

    Open the bridge

  4. 04 · Buy on Uniswap

    Open Uniswap from this site, never from a search: the button opens it on Robinhood Chain with $NUTZ already picked. Names and symbols can be copied; the address can't.

    Token 0x5a8e6bb390b51978b0cea029a070cfcdd495138eBlockscout

    Connect, enter an amount, read the price impact, confirm in your wallet. Every trade pays a 1% fee plus a 10% creator tax. The launchpad keeps 30% of the fee; everything else goes to the Nut Vault, and that is where the drops come from.

    Uniswap shows about 11% as a "price difference" on every trade: that's the 1% fee and the 10% creator tax, the part that pays holders, and the quote already counts it. Larger trades show more, because the pool is still small.

    Buy on Uniswap →

  5. 05 · Hold. Get paid.

    That's it. Every hour the squirrel drops stocks and cash into the wallet that holds $NUTZ. Nothing to stake, nothing to claim.

    See your drops on the Dashboard

Anyone can launch a token called NUTZ. The real one is the address on this page. If it isn't here, it isn't the squirrel.

Hold the squirrel, get paid in nutz.

  1. 01 · You buy $NUTZ

    On Uniswap, on Robinhood Chain. $NUTZ launched on a bonding curve and graduated to a Uniswap pool with liquidity locked forever.

  2. 02 · Every trade pays a fee

    Every buy and sell pays a fee. The creator's share doesn't go to a team wallet. It goes to the Nut Vault.

  3. 03 · The vault buys nutz

    Every hour it converts fees into the Stash — SPY, NVDA, MU, SPCX — plus USDG cash.

  4. 04 · The squirrel drops

    Rewards land in every holder's wallet, sized by how much you hold and how long you've held it. Most wallets get paid automatically. Everyone can claim any time.

98% of every fee goes to holders. 2% keeps the lights on: it pays the system's own gas so NUTZ runs forever without anyone funding it.

Four nutz. Fixed forever.

The squirrel doesn't diversify into 40 things. He stacks four, and he never changes his mind.

  • SPY

    The market. The boring one. The ballast.

  • NVDA

    AI. The chip everyone wants.

  • MU

    Memory. The trade of 2026, and the one that fits a squirrel who stores things.

  • SPCX

    Space. The IPO everyone wanted.

Dividends reinvest themselves. When SPY pays a dividend or NVDA splits, Robinhood's stock tokens update a multiplier and every token already in your wallet is worth more shares. Nothing to claim. The nutz you got last month keep growing on their own.

Equal weight, fixed at launch, cannot be changed by anyone. Stock Tokens are issued by Robinhood; NUTZ is not affiliated with Robinhood or any company in the Stash.

Every hour. Every holder. No minimum.

Time-weighted

Rewards follow your time-weighted balance. Hold 1,000 $NUTZ for the whole hour, earn a full share. Buy at minute 59, earn 1/60th. Flash-holding earns nothing.

Winter Mode

Squirrels get rewarded for not touching the stash.

  • 7+ days without selling — 1.25×
  • 30+ days — 1.5×

Any outgoing transfer resets the streak — selling, sending, burning. Adding to your bag doesn't.

Auto-push

Once your pending rewards are big enough, the keeper sends them to your wallet and deducts only the actual gas from your USDG. Under the threshold? They accumulate. Prefer to claim yourself? Always available.

  • 60% Stash
  • 28% Cash (USDG)
  • 10% Acorn Draw
  • 2% Ops

One squirrel wins big every week. Then a lot more win.

10% of every week's fees go into the Acorn pool and get dropped, in stock tokens, to randomly selected holders. The more holders there are, the more winners there are.

  • Golden Acorn

    50% of the pool. One winner. If it's below $2,500 it rolls over and grows.

  • Silver Acorns

    30% of the pool. At least 3 winners, more as holders grow. Never below $250 each.

  • Acorn Rain

    20% of the pool. At least 10 winners, more as holders grow. Never below $25 each.

How tickets work

One ticket per 1,000 $NUTZ held over the week, capped so whales can't farm it. 30-day holders get double tickets.

Winners come from drand, the public randomness beacon run by the League of Entropy since 2019. The ticket list is locked on-chain before the random number exists, and the number is verified on-chain. Anyone can check.

Current Acorn pool
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The team's dev-buy wallet earns hourly drops like any holder, at a flat 1.0×, and is permanently excluded from the Draw.

Don't trust the squirrel. Check him.

Contracts are open source

The Nut Vault contracts — Converter (0x14c0c9727f7d4f41d34991500f655a471c1504c7Blockscout) and Distributor (0x95d876590611bf31c17ef97238c856579168ae64Blockscout) — are verified on Sourcify: an exact match, source and metadata bound to the bytecode on chain. No owner. No mint. No pause on claims. No withdraw. No unlockable liquidity.

Every drop is verifiable

Each hour publishes a Merkle root of who earned what. nutz-verify recomputes any hour from public chain data and tells you if it matches. Run it yourself, or see each hour's verdict on the dashboard.

No treasury to rug

Every hourly payout is capped at what that hour earned; nothing in the vault belongs to the team. What sits in the Distributor is holders' rewards waiting to be claimed or pushed, plus the week's Acorn Draw pool. Liquidity is locked in Uniswap forever. The few admin switches need 2-of-3 signers, are public, and none can move value away from holders. Pons itself keeps a 3-day-notice power over where any launch's fees go; we watch it on-chain and would say so immediately.

FAQ

Do I need a Robinhood account?

No. $NUTZ and the stock tokens it pays are ERC-20s on Robinhood Chain. A wallet and some ETH is all you need.

Are these real shares?

They're Robinhood Stock Tokens: tokens issued by a Robinhood entity that track the stock's price. You get price exposure and can trade or hold them on-chain. You don't get voting rights. Redeeming through Robinhood depends on where you live; for most holders, the on-chain market is the exit. Know your local rules.

Where does the money come from?

Trading fees. If people trade, holders get paid. If nobody trades, nobody gets paid. There is no treasury.

What's the team's cut?

Zero allocation, zero fee take. One public dev wallet that earns like any holder, with no bonus and no jackpot.

Is it audited?

Not yet. Contracts and the verifier are open source, reviewed with public security tooling and invariant tests, with a live bug bounty (terms in SECURITY.md on GitHub). An external audit is a post-launch item and will be published.

Why 2% ops?

Gas. Sweeping, converting and publishing every hour costs transactions. The 2% pays for them so the system needs no outside money. It's capped; anything above the cap flows back to holders.

Can the basket change?

No. SPY, NVDA, MU, SPCX, equal weight, forever.

What if I move tokens between my own wallets?

That counts as a sell for the sending wallet's streak. Keep your bag where it is if you want Winter Mode.

Is this financial advice?

No. $NUTZ is a meme. It can go to zero. Please don't sue the squirrel.